The Kount asks, "What's the difference between poutine and putin?"
How do you like your fried potatoes? When I was in Manchester they would sometimes eat their chips with just vinegar or between 2 pieces of bread. They called it a chip Butty or chip Muffin. They also liked their chips with a load of smashed green peas spread allover the top. This was called chips and mushy-peas.
In Kansas we like chilly cheese fries, which is French fries topped with hot chili and grated cheddar cheese.
The French Canadians have their own concoction called poutine (pronounced poo-`teen) It is a load of fries (or frites en francias) topped with a thin brown gravy and chunks of white cheddar cheese curds.
Oh by the way putin (pronounced poo-`tane) is a prostitute
The Kount